Cedric Simmons got Beasley bad

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Well, he's not exactly Amare Stoudemire.

Poor Joakim Noah...

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Say hello to the The Superintendent of Defense.

Mario 'Superintendent' Chalmers

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At least we know J.E. Skeets of Ball Don't Lie and The Basketball Jones is watching summer league!

Can Derrick Rose handle Mario Chalmers' defense?

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Derrick Rose must be taking pointers from Ben Gordon.

Rose and Beasley record first professional field goals

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Derrick Rose scores his first professional points with a mint layup. And, on the next possession, Michael Beasley completes his first field goal with sweet low post turn.

Tyrus Thomas swats Michael Beasley

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Ty Thomas gives Michael Beasley a little 'welcome-to-the-pros' as Beasley attempts his first professional field goal.

Riley talks Forest Gump to motivate

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How did the Heat pull-off their 15th and final final win of the season? Daequan Cook says Coach Pat Riley busted out a motivational speech about Forest Gump.

Phil Chenier: "Doctor Phil is caucasian"

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Wizards play-by-play Steve Buckhantz calls colleague Phil Chenier's bobble head a Dr. Phil look-alike.

Jermaine O'Neal scores first point since Jan. 16

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Can the big man lead the Pacers to the playoffs?

Daequan Cook had a 'Michael Jordan Night'

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Probably the most unlikely comparison you'll hear all week.

Dwyane Wade deja vu

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Dwyane Wade has two chances in two games to tie the score with a 3-pointer against the Atlanta Hawks, and fails both times.

Weekend of love: Bill Russell loves Alonzo

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First it's Charles and Kenny, now it's Bill and Russell (er, and Alonzo, I mean)...

Heat can't beat fate

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Shawn Marion has the worst game of his career: 0 PTS, 0 RBS, 0 AST. Both team's failed to score in during the replay period. And the Heat are one step closer to Michael Beasley.

Riles owes you money

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Pat Riley takes the blame for the Heat's ugly loss to the Raptors, saying he should refund the fan's tickets.

Brad Miller rocked by Dwyane Wade

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Miller falls flat on his back after a hard foul by Dwyane Wade.

Marion compares East to West

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Shawn Marion compares life in the East to life in the 'Greater' Conference.

Ground beef and beans: Let Marion play

NBA Commissioner David Stern wasn't wrong to call Rasheed Wallace an All-Star....but Stern was wrong skipping on Shawn Marion for the job.

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Dwyane Wade taunts Carney

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Dwyane Wade and teammate Earl Barron get up in Rodney Carney's grill.

Shaq Trade: Wade's reaction

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Dwyane Wade talks about what it's going to be like to play with Shawn Marion.

Shaq Trade: Riley says Shaq is a global icon

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Pat Riley gives the Big Fella a little bit of love...although we feel he doesn't mean it. Who cares if you have a global icon if he doesn't have a hip?