Attitude: Why J.R. Smith (and others!) won’t get paid

If you're wondering either of the following, I suggest you check this column out...

1) How well the man behind those NBA YouTube clips writes.

2) What I was doing all Sunday.

Enjoy!

Kenny Smith (doesn't) jump over an Aston Martin!

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The TNT Inside the NBA crew shows Kobe Bryant their rendition of the viral Nike HyperDunk video.

Had enough of this yet?

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Kobe Bryant wins the award for Most Popped Collars by a landslide.

"This is how you finish if you're Triple Ocho"

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Kobe Bryant starts to get hot in the first quarter against the Denver Nuggets. Reggie Miller, by the way, loves Kobe just a 'lil bit.

Derek Fisher beans Carmelo in the face

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Los Angeles point guard Derek Fisher employs the latest Laker tactic of getting superstar Carmelo Anthony off his game.

George Karl should be a sumo wrestler

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Supposedly, aspirations of a sumo wrestling career have inspired Denver Nuggets Coach George Karl to pack on the pounds in recent years.

Chris Marlowe has the hiccups

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Nuggets play-by-play man Chris Marlowe finally isn't annoying Denver fans.

Golden State Warriors start hot

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The Warriors were looking good in the first quarter against the Denver Nuggets in this uber-critical matchup.

Kevin Durant is a savior

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The soon-to-be Rookie of the Year hits his second buzzer-beating three-pointer to prolong the game in Seattle against the Denver Nuggets. Durant finished with a career-high 37 points along with 9 assists and 8 rebounds. This man was odenized!

J.R. Smith defends with his feet...literally

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We know it's generally a good thing to play with your feet -- but J.R. is taking the phrase literally.

Marcus Camby shakes off another hurt

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It looked rough enough for Camby to ride this injury into the playoffs. But the Nuggets' defensive master returned later in the second quarter against the Sacramento Kings.

J.R. Smith stuffed by the rim

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J.R. Smith gets a little too fancy to complete the dunk.

Anthony Carter: "That's just the way I play"

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Anthony Carter refers to the hit on Steve Nash that sparked the former MVP's stellar finish during the first double-header. AC also speaks about the physical rivalry between the Nuggets and Suns.

Shaquille O'Neal runs the break

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Only at rare times during the season does Shaquille O'Neal bless us with his dribbling skills. This is one of those times.

Nene returns after bout with cancer

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Nene checks-in to a Denver standing ovation. The Brazilian forward played the final two minutes in a win over the Dallas Mavericks.

Kenyon Martin: 'You know what I'm sayin'?'

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We count 15 'You know what I'm sayin's' out of Kenyon Martin during Wednesday's post-game interview.

UPDATE: It just came to my attention this might have to do with KMart's stutter. If so, my appologies, Mr. Martin.

Nuggets play like the Globetrotters

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We're pretty sure this isn't part of the George Karl playbook.

Denver announcers critique critical Spurs possession

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This is what David Stern was talking about when referring to 'homer announcers.' Or do Chris Marlowe (play-by-play) and Scott Hastings (color) have a point?

Mickael Gelabale ne parle pas anglais!

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Frenchman Mickael Gelabale only makes sense if you speak French....Um, or maybe it was the interviewer who didn't make sense.

Linas Kleiza injures himself

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Upper left of the picture. Kleiza came back to help the Nugs defeat the league-best Boston Celtics.