Garnett: "I'm not finna sleep all week"

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Although the now-'certified' Kevin Garnett was wildin' out, he managed to use his classic line: 'Michelle, you look good tonight, girl.'

KG...our guy!

Bostowned!

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Lamar Odom couldn't get a break against the NBA's best defensive player.

"Mama, there goes that man!"

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As the Celtics blow-out the Lakers in the first half, Kevin Garnett conjures two words to the fore: Lamar Own-dom.

Leon Powe dunks like Doc? What?

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Jeff Van Gundy kills Mark Jackson after Jackson makes a regrettable faux pas.

Pau Gasol gets his revenge

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The Lakers made a point to get their star center involved early...and Pau Gasol tore the house on Kevin Garnett.

Does Paul Pierce's number belong in Boston's rafters?

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There's no question Paul Pierce's Game 1 performance will be chronicled with the greatest Celtics/Lakers NBA Finals lore. After hitting consecutive threes, Pierce fought through a knee injury to lead his team to a 98-88 victory.

Has Pierce cemented his place in Celtic history with his dramatic return?

Uncut video: Paul Pierce sprains knee, Part 02

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Paul Pierce returns only minutes after spraining his right knee. While off-air, color commentators Mark Jackson and Jeff Van Gundy extol Lakers' Coach Phil Jackson's wherewithal to call a timeout in order to calm the raucous Boston crowd.

Uncut video: Paul Pierce sprains knee, Part 01

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Paul Pierce seems to severely sprain his right knee before making a miraculous comeback only minutes later.

Magic Johnson/Larry Bird: There can only be one

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Debuting during halftime of Game 1 of the NBA Finals, this throwback television spot might very well be the worst split-screen, ever!

Is Kendrick Perkins too full of himself?

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At 0:20, Kendrick Perkins says, "f**** these fools," referring to the Pistons. Does Perkins act with too much cockiness or is his confidence his greatest strength?

Jason Maxiell eats Celtic babies!

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The last Piston big to come off the bench and play this well against the Celtics was none other than Dennis Rodman.

Sam Cassell plays without Ubuntu

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Sure, the Celtics needed point guard help (ahem, Eddie House). But they didn't ask for a player who would jack up wild shots and not run the offense.

Celtics fans need to face it: Sam Cassell often does things his way with little regard for his teammates or coaches.

There's one good thing in all of this, and that's Paul Pierce. PP acts the part of a true captain, telling Cassell to quit the gunnerism and 'run the play' (see around 0:56).

H/T: Red's Army

Rajon Rondo does some 'faceguarding'

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It may be funny to literally put your hand in someone's face, but the old cover the eyes trick doesn't work well when your team's trailing in the playoffs.

Boston fans taught to 'disagree with refs early'

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Say what you want about Boston, but Celtics fans have character.

Cleveland fans chant "BOS-TON SUCKS!"

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There's no question about it, the Celtics do suck on the road this post-season.

Note to TNT: Don't slow-mo Garnett

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TNT not-so subtley captures Kevin Garnett saying: "F***ing ******ts."

LeBron to Mom: "Sit yo *$*% down"

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This intrepid woman trying to get in the scrum is LeBron James' mother Gloria.

LeBron James DissTape (PG-13 lyrics)

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Thanks to The Basketball Jones for the lyrics of the century. Thanks to LeBron James for providing *plenty* of footage.

James shot 8-42 (19 percent), 0-10 from three-point range, and committed 17 turnovers in Games 1 and 2 of the Second Round against the Boston Celtics.

Kevin Garnett's got some PG in him

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Not sure who deserves more credit: Garnett for the ridiculous behind-the-back pass or Leon Powe for the wherewithal to catch it before ricocheting off his dome.

Blood cleanses Paul Pierce's soul

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Paul Pierce cracks the nail on his right thumb.