Poor Joakim Noah...

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Say hello to the The Superintendent of Defense.

Noah attracts grandmothers

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We always knew Joakim Noah has interesting fans, but 60 year-old women in Indiana?!

Ron Artest roars like a gorilla

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Ron Artest just graduated from flexing his muscles in celebration.

EXCLUSIVE: Bulls will not trade

Tell me your team couldn’t use one player from the Chicago Bulls.

The mere fact that Chi-town hoards young talent like a grain elevator hoards, well, grain has put the Bulls in the middle of just about every trade rumor.

Well, there’s no way this deal would work unless we could somehow through in Andres Nocioni from Chicago.

Or…

This will work perfectly if we could clone Joakim Noah and trade him to both of us!

With the Bulls’ season being such a disappointment thus far, it often follows that a trade is necessary to turn things around.

I asked Bulls reporter Mike McGraw what the Bulls' deal was in terms of making any trades.

You won't like it, but you probably won’t be surprised either about the Bulls expert's response.

“I think the most likely scenario right now is the Bulls do nothing before the trade deadline.

“Obviously, Paxson is exploring the options, but there are too many issues working against the Bulls making a major deal. If anyone is likely to be traded, it might be Chris Duhon, since he's about to become a free agent and may not be back next year anyway.”

Chris Duhon!? I’m not trading if I can’t get at least Tyrus Thomas.