Donyell Marshall: Where's my jersey!?

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Donyell Marshall hasn't played in so long...he forgot to wear a uniform!

Tayshaun Prince downs the Lakers

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Tayshaun Prince downs the Lakers with a clutch three pointer.

Chauncey gets rough with Fisher

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Chauncey Billups gets ticked at Derek Fisher.

Al Thorton flies!

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We heard Al Thorton was being injected with fluids to stay hydrated. And just check out what he does to All-Star Josh Smith the Atlanta Hawks!

Elton Brand on-court footage

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Elton Brand is back on the court, and looking really good.

Deron Williams crosses Collins

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Deron Williams makes Mardy Collins look silly, well sort of.

Ref hit in the face

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This ref gets one in the face ouch!

UPDATE: The good people (or person) at Hardwood Paradoxism linked up this video! Holla HP!

Balkman major elbows Vujacic

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Rendalo Balkman deserved a flagrant foul for this ridiculous elbow to Sasha Vujacic's face.

UPDATE: Balkman later got a Flagrant Two and a one game suspension. What did I say?

UPDATE: This video is linked up on DIME Magazine. Check it.

Houston mascot injured!!

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A mascot collision not worth laughing at...too much. She was okay, if you're wondering.

UPDATE: Fellow hoops blog boy, Fear The Beard (awesome stuff) has something to say about the fiasco. Check it, please!

UPDATE, again: Fellow hoops blog boy, Awful Announcing (awesome stuff as well) has something to say about the fiasco. Check it, please!

Andray Blatche gets hit in the nuts

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The price of good defense.

Joe Johnson and Marvin Williams BANG!

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Joe Johnson and Marvin Williams don't looking where they're running.

Parker pushes OT

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Anthony Parker sends the Raptors and Wizards into overtime with a clutch three.

Clippers' empty bench

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The Clippers had nine active players. You have to feel for the lonely Sam Cassell.

This is pathetic.

Josh Powell power dunk

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Josh Powell posterizes Gerald Wallace. This man is finally feeling comfortable with his game. It must feel odd for Wallace to be on the receiving end.

Chris Paul cross overs (3x)

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Chris Paul dominates Anthony Carter not once, not twice, but thrice! Rarrrrrrr!

Chris Paul misses open layup

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Chris Paul misses a wide open layup against the Nuggets. I think he confused himself at the last second if he wanted to dunk or lay it in. Thankfully, he was able to get the ball quickly back and pickup his 14th assist.

J.R. Smith dunks on Pargo

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J.R. Smith takes a really hard fall after dunking over Janero Pargo.

Reggie Miller look-alikes

With all the talk about Reggie Miller and Barack Obama being separated at birth and all, we thought it appropriate to do Reggie a favor and find out who he REALLY looks like.

Yes, be thankful MyHeritage didn't bring up a picture of a rhinoceros (but I'm sure he'd look 'G'ed up' in a nice suit as well). Let's go through the Top 8 matches for Reggie Miller. Only one of the eight is American. We'll let you find out who that person is for yourself.

1. Mike Leigh (70 percent match): English film and theater director most known for his films Secrets & Lies (1996) and Vera Drake (2004)...Best known quote is: "Given the choice of Hollywood or poking steel pins in my eyes, I'd prefer steel pins"...Vera Drake was is known as a predecessor of Ang Lee's Brokeback Mountain.

2. J.K. Rowling (64 percent match): To wit, Time Magazine's 2007 second runner up for Person of the Year...Author of the Harry Potter series, now a global brand worth an estimated $15 billion...Subject of a number of college-student podcasts and a recent ITV documentary film.

3. Konrad Adenauer (64 percent match): 27th German Chancellor, and the 1st Chancellor of the Federal Republic of Germany, whatever that is...Chairman of the Christian Democratic Union from 1950 to 1966...Time Magazine Person of the Year 1953. You go man.

4. Reggie Miller (62 percent): Retired American professional basketball player...Doesn't cooperate with media...Likes short shorts...Thinks Barack Obama "is good looking."

5. Valdus Adamkus (61 percent match): Current president of Lithuania...Lived in Chicago for 49 years from 1949 to 1998.

6. Boris Becker (61 percent match): Former World No. 1 professional tennis player from Germany...Posed nude with ex-wife for the cover of Stern Magazine...Attended 2007 NBA All-Star game.

7. Bob Marley (60 percent match): Jamaican singer, songwriter, guitarist, and activist...performer of reggae music....prophet

8. Pierluigi Collina (59 percent match): Italian former soccer referee...Lifelong supporter of Fortitudo Bologna, one of Europe's leading basketball clubs.

Brad Miller throws Kurt Thomas

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Can the Kings play a game without loosing their temper?

Brad Miller loses his temper after not getting a foul called. So what does he do? Complain to the referee? Bit his tongue? Imagine that he wasn't touched at all (you know, pretend reality is real)?

No BMiller decides to pick up Kurt Thomas and throw him out of the way. This could've cost the Kings the win.

I feel sorry for good people like Kevin Martin who what to make a game winner because of guys like Artest and Miller.

Davis ready for All-Star game

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If it wasn't for this Baron Davis, the Warriors wouldn't even be in the game against the New York Knicks!

This guys is ready for the All-Star game. Isn't this the average distance they shoot from in that contest, anyway?

And since there's no defense on the part of the Knicks, it might as well be an ASG exhibition.

TMac injures finger

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Tracy McGrady, playing fairly well against the Jazz, was holding his finger after falling into the crow. It's only a matter of time before he's missing games again.

The piece of glass wanted to come out of the game, but had to got to the line to shot his free throws. He was visibly shaken by the finger injury and missed both shots.

TMac still finished the game. Yet as soon as Yao Ming returns, that means it's a green light for McGrady to go back into perpetual rehab.

TMac wants a foul

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Tracy McGrady wants a foul called on Kyle Korver...but drains the jumper anyway. Hilarious!

Mo pulls an Arenas against Washington?!

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Does anyone else see a little bit of Gilbert Arenas here?

Yeah, Mo Williams and Arenas are about the same size, team captains and sport goatees, I know. But look at the GW 3-pointer action! That's clutch!

The only thing that would've made this more freaky is if Arenas was defending Williams on this shot. One can only dream, though.

Harpring "not bullied" by Artest

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Matt Harpring plays with a football player mentality. If a "bully" comes to play, he's going to "bully" him back.

Of course, that bully is Ron Artest. The teacher had to separate the two an put them both in the corner. Little Ronnie got a longer time in the corner than Young Matty because he was disrupting other kids in teh class as well.

Totally acts and talks like a father of two youn children. That's right Matt, keep that language PG.

Steve Smith does palates

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Steve Smith makes a confession about his softer, more feminine side.

I love the Atlanta broadcast duo. While Steve Smith isn't joking here about palates, he's been full of jokes all season long. Only a handful of teams can boast broadcasters like Smitty.

Hilarious Deron Williams commercials