Ryne Nelson is taking a breather. He's got a lot going on and needs some time off the blog. Yeah,
the man's sorry. He knows what this blog means to your daily routine. But
Ryne Nelson says
don't worry. He'll be back
FOR SURE when the school year ends, writing more than ever for y'all. By then, his
Fighting Illini will have not only been to their
first NCAA Championship game, but they'll have won their
first national title. By then, the
Bulls will have made their
first playoff appearance in seven years. By then,
he'll be writing in first person again. By then, Ryne will have served
two terms as president of the USA,
bought the states of Hawaii and California and
discovered three cures for AIDS, all the while giving
90 percent of his earnings to charity foundations of his creation....No, by then,
hell will have frozen over!Oh yeah,
who's this man up above, you ask? The
first player ever to win both the
Rookie of The Year and
Sixth Man of The Year awards in the same season...well,
maybe. Introducing
Ben "4Q" Gordon!
- R. Nelly
